From My Wife !!! ---

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    According to her she wants you to be done with these double XP weekends. Apparently me sitting at the computer friday evening to monday morning has impacted her honey do list and it must stop (bleep bleep)!!!

    And there was some tidbits about trash all over the floor, dog houses and other stuff I might have tuned out.

    Side question: whats the best way to deal with diaper rashes?
     
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    ROFL

    all hail your husbands :D
     
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    lol so familiar :)
     
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    "You have to get your chores done before you can go outside and play" -every mom in the 90s.
     
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    No diaper for a few hours. Fresh air works miracles. Bag balm is also good. Good luck. ^^
     
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    Destin is a wonderful substance due to it's high zinc content, even miracle roid cream. *looks around embarrassed*
     
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    @Brass Knuckles first thing you do to get rid of diaper rash is kiss your wife and look at her with your adorable eyes and tell her you will do the dishes tonight and then change the diaper. Second thing you do is pick up the trash around the computer while you send a message to your buddies that you will be about an hour before you can play. Third thing you do is go pick a flower and give it to your wife with a gentle hug. If that does not seem to be working then turn off the computer and go for a walk with baby and wife. OR..... get in the dog house before she tells you to.

    PS. Do not forget your blanket and maybe your laptop just in case.
     
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    LoL I'm there! Difference is my lovely wife is happy to have rid of me! That said, I do try to make sure I get all my errands and cardiovascular done in the morning then settle down to my alternative world :)
     
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    Wife # !!! huh... I think you should go find wife # !!!! ...
     
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    Hrrm so the nyquil in her drink was probably not the way to go then?
     
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    Me and my wife both play we are just wondering what type of Deed's we can get for our 3 grandkids.
     
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    I thought I was doing a nice thing by naming an NPC vendor after my wife in Harvest...

    'look' I said, ' I've immortalised you in game'
    'oh' she said, ' let me see'
    'here you are...'
    'oh, what does the vendor sell?' she asked
    'Fishing supplies, and fish'
    'fish?'
    'yep'
    'you've turned me into a fish wife?'
    'ahh, errm, well..'
    (5 minute rant)
    'Q.E.D.' says I
    /SLAP...

    so.. Port, any chance I can change my vendor's occupation? :)
     
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    Show her minecraft
     
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    This post has been amusing... Thank you
     
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    I am indeed blessed, it was my wife who got me interested in playing this game.
    For weeks she kept saying you will like it go and try, being the stubborn old man I am I resisted.

    Well just a week before launch I did try and after a very short period I was hooked, and stopped playing UO.

    So Thanks to you @Synergy Blaize for pestering me to play I do thank you, I should have known all along, the wife is always right.
     
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    Them's fighting words!
    :p
     
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    Should have made her the banker ;)
     
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