Why do we Hate Elves?

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    Amen, sister.
     
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    Keebler, Christmas, + Female Witch Elves make me happy.. Others make me Sad and Angered!!!
     
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    I like elves. They drop good loot.
     
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    I have some Chill Pills for you. LOL j/k
     
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    And they are a stone cold bear to skin.
     
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    Chill Pills??? Thanks but no thanks... I will be fine hitting every tavern in Owl's Head this evening drinking the finest stout's on tap. That's how i calm myself down. Now onward
    to the taverns!!!!
     
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    How does one gain THIS knowledge?

    LOL!!
     
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    Duh.
     
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    I had this kind in mind:

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    I like that it accommodates her equipment.

    Second choice, preferably in forest green:

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    Trying to be open-minded here. :)
     
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    Personally their flesh tastes bitter and old. I much prefer biting into a fresh human.
     
    High Baron O`Sullivan, May 27, 2015
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    So why is no one attracted to the bearded, muscular, gruff, dwarven women? Oh, wait...never mind.
     
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    Lol, i would sure to be careful when commenting on her cooking when the steaks are over done or if the chain mail hauberk she chosen earlier

    in the morning makes her butt look a bit too big. :)
     
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    So I should lie?
     
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    Umm nope.. I would avoid all together.
     
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    I came in here to argue with anyone that would have the audacity to hate Elvis, but I see my error now.
     
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    Cannibalism is popular, please help starr recognize this :D
     
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    Since this thread has tilted a bit, I feel compelled to add to it.

    You *do* know how many elves it takes to change a light bulb, right?

    Just one. And ten thousand to sing about it.....
     
    Raven Swiftbow, May 28, 2015
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    Fun fact: Elvis and I were born in the same city and state, albeit a few decades apart.
     
    Jack Knyfe, May 28, 2015
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