Where are the women?

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  1. Satan Himself

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    We have no female elf fighters. No female bandits. No female skeletons. No chickie kobolds. Etc

    No female personal vendors either for that matter.

    Female versions please. Let's not assume that all the monsters in SotA are sexist and only let the men fight.

    Don't make me take this up directly with Mrs. British.

    Also, when this fine suggestion is implemented, please provide mini-skirts and halter tops.

    Thank you.
     
    Satan Himself, Aug 20, 2015
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    Amen!
     
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    This ! :p
     
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    They need working physics if mini skirts and halter tops are the default. Please don't cheat by giving us dwarves and saying they are both male and female.
     
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    Budnerella knows whats what.
     
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    shhhhh....there are no gurlz on the interwebz!
    and by that no female NPCs........
    ;-)
     
    Earl Atogrim von Draken, Aug 20, 2015
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    *snorts* I would be happy if they gave us skirts that didn't look like I was smuggling a couch cushion in the back. Anyone noticed the merchant skirt is broken this release?
     
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    I could not help but to notice that there are female zombies, and so it begs the question ... which monster dev had one too many bad relationships. :confused:

    (Personally I would have gone with hags, or maybe demonic harpies ... but that is between me and my therapist.)
     
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    Yes, with that hole in the back that sees through to... The street at her feet. Not sure how that happened this release but seems not to be the case for the NPC wearing similar red dress, just PC's?

    But yes, more female npc's! That might help with the "attack of the (vendor) pod people" effect a bit also...
     
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    Lol Budner, you forgot the riding boots! :D
     
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    We have riding boots in the stretch goal store! ;)

    I think what you mean is go-go boots. LOL
     
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    No female deer either.... ;)
     
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    We have Nix.
     
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    Hmmm well me thinks Budner has a one track mind. Perhaps he would like it if the world was all women and then there was him. Budnerville perhaps;) Seriously I do see female NPCs here and they are selling wares and there are a couple of old hags. Not too many females to fight though every once in a while. There is a female bandit, but I don't recommend killing her if you are doing quests. She does not come back to life very fast.;)
     
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    yes. i wish they'd just put the old static one back in. sure, it looked like bellbottoms when running, but there was none of this "hey, it seems to have settled through where my leg would be if my legs hadn't been removed."
     
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    That female bandit has a horrifying backstory ..and a salami in her bedroll.
     
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    And what about children? It gets boring only killing monsters and bandits all the time.
     
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    We also need to talk about gendered animals! Not that Budner would be interested in them, of course! *wink wink*

    We have stags and deer, but even the deer have big antlers, like males. We need some clear female dear without the antlers -- and yes, gtesser, does would be nice, too. Big stags that are called harts would be a nice shout out to White Hart.

    For the rest of the animals, the males are missing! No bulls, no rams, no roosters!
     
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    What makes you think that all skeletons were males? Would you really notice the differences?
     
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    Budner has experience looking at female skeletons I think
     
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