True Lord Darkstarr Facts

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  1. Floors

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    So glad Starr Long is on the team
     
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    Darkstarr donates $1.5 Million US Dollars every year to an orphanage in Austin Texas to send all the kids to a special arts and crafts summer camp in Cambodia, which earns him $3.6 Million US Dollars making milk cartonso_O
     
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    HAha, that's evil! :D
     
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    That's Darkstarr!
     
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    ~giggles~ O'rly? so that is what the doctors have been missing in my treatment eh? :p ~goes to wash her brain out~ ..
     
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    Darkstarr doesn't have to dodge bullets... being afraid of their failure and inadequacy bullets dodge darkstarr.
     
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    You don't lick Darkstarr's head. He headbutts your tongue with minimal movement.
     
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    Ever wonder why players attempt to PK Lord British and not DarkStarr?
    Yeah, me neither!
    /cowers
     
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    Darkstarr can kill two stones with one bird.
     
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    Darkstarr can eat ghosts without power pellets.
     
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    Rockstars want to party like Darkstarr.
     
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    Darkstarr = 42.
     
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    Players who try to kill Lord British are following in a long, dishonorable tradition of regicide. Players who try to kill Darkstarr are following in a long, dishonourable tradition of suicide.
     
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    Darkstarr has more lives than a room full of cats.
     
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    Darkstarr stared at the moon once

    .......once.
     
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    Darkstarr wishes he could be more friendly, but then he would have to kill himself.
     
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    Darkstarr's cat opens his own cans
    .....of Pal.
     
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    Darkstarr doesn't sleep. He waits.

    Once in a battle, Darkstarr uppercut a horse, thus creating the first giraffe.

    Oh yeah, and Darkstarr can do more reps than Chuck Norris on the Total Gym Machine.
     
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    DarkStarr only travels at the speed of light when he wants to take things slow.
     
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    Darkstarr slapped the headless horseman.
     
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