If you were an NPC in SotA what would your dialogue be?

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    Trick or treat!
     
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    "Your from UO? Excellent, and welcome!"

    "Please pick ( A ) for Non PVP, or ( B ) for PVP before you go out adventuring!"

    "here's a dirty joke.......2 white horses jump in a mud puddle and 3 come out!"

    Hail! (whispers) "are you looking for black market goods? because i have these!

    "I see the assassins have failed!"
     
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    "Määääääääääh"
    "Bwäääääääääh"
    "oh yea.. shear me... shear me naked!"
     
    Lord Spaz, Oct 11, 2014
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    Get off my lawn!
     
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    That was exactly my thought too :p
     
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    (first attempt to talk to them):
    I'm not interested.

    (second attempt to talk to them):
    I said, I'm not interested, please leave me alone.

    (third attempt to talk to them):
    ... ... .

    (fourth attempt to talk to them)
    <Considered provocation, they arm themselves and attack you!>
     
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    (fourth attempt to talk to them) Iazon Paragon sent me!
    Oh, why didn't you say so! Any friend of Iazon's is a friend of mine!
     
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    Moo
    Mooo
    MOOOO
    MOOOOOOOO
    MOOOOOOOOOO
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    There is no cow level :p

    Or maybe I could make it play THE GAME :p
     
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    Actually come to think of it, I would love to sit in open play and PRETEND to be an NPC and see how many players I could fool. :p Just randomly use "generic" type responses :p
     
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    Torn: Wheres the PVP
    NPC: "I do not understand PVP"
    Torn: Where is the PVP grounds?
    NPC: I do not understand PVP Grounds.
    Torn: HOW DO I GET TO PVP!?
    NPC: I dont..
    Torn: *STUN, Break Armor, STUN....
    NPC "Bank, Guards, OooOoOOoO!

    Next time.......
    Torn: Wheres pvp?
    NPC: "Ah tis you again! yes PVP is just outside of town or, go to Kingsport, Which is lovely this time of year i hear. Then get on boat heading to The Coast!
    Torn: thank you!
    NPC no problem, none at all! anytime!, anytime! have a wonderful day!
     
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    Farmer: "It would seem my cow Betsy's milkshake has brought you to my yard."

    NPC response based on negative alignment: "You're not just famous, you're 'in-famous!'"

    Blacksmith: "Hold a moment, 'tis hammer time."
     
    Smokinjoe14, Oct 15, 2014
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    Haha, nice
     
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