First annual cow milking contest to be held in Owls Head

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    I'd like to hold the first annual cow milking contest in Owls Head...

    One problem... I can't seem to get this cow hanging around the farmers market to give up any milk...

    Do I need to feed it some wheat first?

    What if I feed it garlic will I get garlic flavored milk?

    Can I feed it chocolate too?
     
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    How did I miss this. Where do we get cows?
     
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    There's one... downtown Owls Head... and it's going to get some really sore nipples by the end of the contest...
     
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    I'm sorry I meant utters... had nipples on my mind at the time :p
     
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    There are lots of cows all over Novia. Sadly, none of them give milk though.

    Apparently, the merchants are the only ones that know how to get it from them. :rolleyes:
     
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    Secret fingering technique... guess we need a female opinion.
     
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    Actually I THINK you mean udders, lol ;)
     
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    sorry, i just shot that cow in the head
     
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    that was my drunken spellchecker ;)
     
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    I love the drunken spellchecker! Many a fun story has arisen from it. ;)
     
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    Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    I would participate but I don't drink milk.
    I had an Uncle that died from drinking milk.

    The cow fell on his face...

    He was an udder failure.

    :p
     
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