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$3.25M Stretch Goal: Lord British vs. Darkstarr Fencing in Puffy Shirts!

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by DarkStarr, Jan 30, 2014.

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  1. Hardy

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    Hint, suggest a firewalking competition as a future stretch goal.
     
    Hardy, Jan 30, 2014
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    May it be known that my beliefs still lay upon the winning of Lord DarkStarr for it has been said by one great and powerful Lord Dark Helmet

    Now you see that chaos will always triumph because good is dumb!
    Non more needs be said..
     
    Amber Raine, Jan 30, 2014
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    Yes but he said that right before he lost. :)
     
    Bowen Bloodgood, Jan 30, 2014
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    well you see, the obvious issue in that is, Dark Helmet said "Evil shall always triumph", with a quirk of the pen, and the shift of the eye, and a might bit of paraphrasing.. we know "CHAOS" will win..

    So said the Malkavian as everyone looked upon her with the knowledge she is daft.. for on the left side of her brain there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left
     
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    Hazard, Jan 30, 2014
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    It shows Blackthorn wins ;) Chaotically, a win is a win!
     
    Amber Raine, Jan 30, 2014
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    Be it also known that M'Lord Darkstarr will be using his Crystal Kryss.

    [​IMG]
     
    Boric Steelmane, Jan 31, 2014
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    *a message appears in the hands of Starrlong*

    Some would say the Lord of Time lay in order, but to that I say, "tis surly behind the lens watch, the boarder. Now tis the time when order is getting older and round, to place the royal buttocks of Lord British to the ground. Now with the forces of puffy shirt and fencing's toil, our mark can hit the point in some ego spilt with foil. Fore indeed the day approaches when serpents will entwine and thus could together see some ego fit to dine. Lord British is no dunce in weapon of such you can't compete, yet listen close and in your ear I'll pure your weapons of deceit. Position thy self you must insure between the great "He" and the lady of his special in allure. The battle will ensue and thus you must do in the lens of His Majesty as well as lens of you. Fight well, fight hard as I'm sure his ego will think, that you tire most easily and will be soon ready for the sink. There when thou'st cannot lift but one more blow watch close the royal eye for when it winks it means go! Fore Great Lady and Lordish eyes will meet, there in pity with you in seeming defeat. Heave and ho, wait there for go with full bent in both of your knees, so the fullest flavor of the one he doth favor, then run him strait threw his BVDs..:eek:

    Keep the red lens clear!
    Bring on the Chaos!
    ~Time Lord~:rolleyes:
     
    Time Lord, Jan 31, 2014
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    use your polished head slam combined with the rob roy finishing move. Very effective against fencers.


     
    Myrcello, Jan 31, 2014
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    I actually just discovered that Iolo was a master fencer... Maybe we're going to need a Tournament :p
     
    Tartness, Jan 31, 2014
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    Fox Cunning, Jan 31, 2014
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    Too bad Lord British is immune to it! Perhaps DarkStarr should pray for help from the Chaos Serpent :D

    [​IMG]
     
    Gabriel Nightshadow, Jan 31, 2014
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    Cool, I would love to see this! I was looking for an excuse to upgrade to the Knight level anyway.
     
    Chuzpah Goodfellow, Jan 31, 2014
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    I'm upgrading to Knight level this month also! Bravo Knight Chuzpah! Tis' a time for the mixing of steel Indeed!
    ~Time Lord~:D
     
    Time Lord, Jan 31, 2014
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    Maybe a 3.4 mil goal could be LB has to fight with his off-hand. :)
     
    Umbrae, Jan 31, 2014
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    I can't find a video, but Starr, check out Wizards from 1977. The duel at the end. (Avatar: "Let me show you a trick Mother taught me when you weren't around." BANG!)

    PS: It worked for Harrison Ford too!
     
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    I threw a $165 into the pot ;) Lets see a duel!
     
    Violation Clauth, Jan 31, 2014
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    Whatever the outcome is:

    THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!
     
    Duke Gréagóir, Jan 31, 2014
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    I think the dual should be settles with cards as the first official test of the new combat system. And I'd like to see the shirts in game.
     
    PrimeRib, Jan 31, 2014
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    Remember Darkstarr. Parry, parry, thrust, thrust!
     
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