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$3.25M Stretch Goal: Lord British vs. Darkstarr Fencing in Puffy Shirts!

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by DarkStarr, Jan 30, 2014.

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    Black Knight: None shall pass.
    King Arthur: What?
    Black Knight: None shall pass!
    King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
    Black Knight: Then you shall die.
    King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
    Black Knight: I move for no man.
    King Arthur: So be it!
    [they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
    King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
    Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
    King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
    Black Knight: No, it isn't!
    King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
    King Arthur: I've had worse.
    King Arthur: You liar!
    Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
    [they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
    King Arthur: Victory is mine!
    [kneels to pray]
    King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
    [cut off by the Knight kicking him]
    Black Knight: Come on, then.
    King Arthur: What?
    Black Knight: Have at you!
    King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
    Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
    King Arthur: Look, you stupid. You've got no arms left!

    [after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
    King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
    Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
    King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
    Black Knight: No it isn't.
    King Arthur: What's that, then?
    Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
    King Arthur: You liar.
    Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

    [King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
    Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
    King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
    [King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
    Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellows! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
     
    Fireangel, Feb 3, 2014
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    That reminds me of the flying blade from Krull. XD

    Mental note: Never play frisbee with either Richard or Starr! You could put an eye out.
     
    Akeashar, Feb 3, 2014
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    The glaive is a powerful weapon indeed.

    "Ergo the Magnificent! Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose, and wide of vision!"
     
    Rustic Dragon, Feb 4, 2014
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    The best movie weapon ever (better than krull IMHO ) is the three bladed sword from The Sword and the Sorcerer!!!

    Two flying blades and a hidden dagger in the hilt. Dang!
     
    Duke Gréagóir, Feb 4, 2014
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    The perfect weapon for someone as devious as DarkStarr to use on unsuspecting foes! Would be nice if we could craft something like that for ourselves :D
     
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    <3 <3 <3
     
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    rild, Feb 4, 2014
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    Rustic Dragon, Feb 4, 2014
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    Is this a virtue test???? I'm afraid to choose! Side with my liege? Or defy him and root for the underdog? DECISIONS!
     
    smack, Feb 4, 2014
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    Yes! this will decide if you start on the side of the virtues or anti-virtues.
     
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    Smack, just remember, supporting the winning side has its advantages but being on the wrong side of history however... ;)
     
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    I have...chosen. FORGIVE ME MY LIEGE!!!!
     
    smack, Feb 4, 2014
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    Can't... resist.. underdog...
     
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    I will stand with you, my liege! Woe to those who turn to the dark side...
     
    Gabriel Nightshadow, Feb 4, 2014
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    Forget Lord British! Forget DarkStarr! NirAntae has the right of it: I'm with Team Lake!
     
    Adiun Tesserande, Feb 4, 2014
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    Team Lake all the way! I want to see someone go in the drink, I dun care who! ;)
     
    NirAntae, Feb 4, 2014
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    I have chosen my Champion (don't take it personally my liege)!
     
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    I have chosen!
     
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    chaos wins always^^
     
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    Hear hear!

    You have my shield, my Liege!
     
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