Developer Man - (Parody)

Because we're all impatient for Release 3

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Developer Man

It's 10:30 AM on this Thursday,
The downloader's still going too,
There's the forums up next to me,
Makin' posts while we wait in queue.

We say, "Richard, give us a new memory?
We're not really sure what to know,
But make it fun and neat, and we want it complete,
So we can all see how it goes."

La, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

Give us Release 3, Mr. Developer Man!
We want to play it tonight!
Cuz, we're all in the mood for some RPG,
And you guys can make it just right.

Now, Darkstarr, he's no friend of mine,
Him and Lord British sure got some beef,
We all want to see how their swordfight goes,
Since Team Lake sure looks to be deep.

He says, "Why, everyone just listen to me!"
Old DS really wants to run this realm,
"Guys, I know that Chaos would lead the way,
If I could just see out of this helm!"

Oh, la, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

Now Holt is running the Poets' Circle,
They're making all those new cool melodies,
And he's talkin' with Lotus, who keeps it all going,
Since she makes her job look a breeze.

And the Moderators are reviewing forum posts,
As the Members all slowly get to play,
Yes, we're sharing Shroud's potential awesomeness,
And it's the reason for the Pledges we paid.

It's a damn good way to spend a Thursday,
And we're all eager to see Kingsport town,
'Cause it's New Britannia that we want to see,
To explore and earn our renown.

And the computer, it sounds like a Gypsy's cart,
And our imaginations all run away,
And when the timer runs out, we'll all sit and pout,
And say, "Man, when's the next release day?"

Oh, la, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

Give us Release 3, Mr. Developer Man!
We want to play it tonight!
Cuz, we're all in the mood for some RPG,
And you guys can make it just right.