My 2017 Promises to SoTA

1. Though I wait at the local well with wooden water bucket in hand for long hours I will fret not. Nor will I covet the larger bucket of my neighbor who has a macro, nor will I curse or try to steal his bucket. Nor will I curse his name in forum or ask where he bought his mouse. I will wait on the wisdom of SoTA and pray daily for the agriculture update.

2. Though my neighbor's post in the forum makes me want to seek the holy hand grenade of justice to smite him, I will not. I will refrain from personal remarks about my neighbor, even if he vilifies my cat. I will give constructive feedback to my neighbors post in forum, even if I disagree so heartily my eye is twitching and my pet hath fled the room in terror. Lo, even when my neighbor has answered my own post in a way most offensive and I have the perfect witty response I will remember we are SoTA and will be kind or be quiet.

3. Though I am impatient and each day can seem like an eternity I will try to learn to wait on SoTA. For SoTAs days are not as our days and we can not count them.

4. Though I am often sure in my own mind that my solutions are flawless I will grudgingly recognize that some small portion of the time, in some small way, I may not know what higher beings at SoTA know and will bow to their wisdom. For they dwell in areas of SoTA where we can only dream. If I find I cannot accept that wisdom and my eye is twitching again and my cat hath fled the property in haste I will stay off of the forums until I am myself again. For we are SoTA.

 

Amen.

 

BURN him

 

Your cat is ugly!

*smacks your cat*

 

There was a really fun prior post about CATS and Duke Avery was hilarious.

 

High quality bedtime reading!

 

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

 

LMAO