The Fire Chris Thread

Note: This thread is for entertainment purposes only because there was a lot of mention in the R35 postmortem from @Chris about @Lord British needing to fire Chris over design decisions or maybe because of the evil Chris beard or something. Of course, folks can also use this thread to mention specific technical stuff they don't like as well, but it shouldn't extend into huge discussion over those decisions. Remember, it's just a joke thread.

So to start it off:

Chris should be fired for reinforcing the trope that sporting a goatee makes a person evil. #beardshaming

 

Chris should be fired for making a kick ass game. Then immediately rehired and given a raise.

 

Chris should not be fired because we are kinda the same when it comes to gaming, "just play the freaking game"... LOL

 

It's not the beard that makes Chris evil. Evil Chris is the only Chris that there is.

And, no, he shouldn't be fired. Portalarium needs an evil person on their dev team.

 

Should be fired for having such a girly-looking goatee, and then spreading rumor that it makes him evil...wanna-be.

 

should not be fired...just continue punishing him with "finish the game and take the blame for everything player annoys"

 

Is Fire-Chris the final form if Evil-Chris?

 

The inflammatory nature of this thread will unleash a holocaust of bad tempered fire puns which will spread like wild fire causing the whole thread to go up in smoke.

 

Or maybe Chris was originally evil and the one with the facial hair is good Chris? #shockingturnofevents

Don't fire Chris. He was online at 6 am this morning and fixed broken Brittany Central with his super powers.

 

Is this about firing Chris or Evil Chris? Gotta be sure before making any statement.

 

Its just so hard to tell who responded to my post, was it chris or evil chris? He sure seemed nice, but is that just a ploy from evil chris trying to sway me into thinking that is the good chris, or is that actually the good chris? I just cant tell, they both seem so nice LOL.

 

The only possible reason to fire Chris is because he's not a NY Jets fan!!! If he were a Jets fan there would be no virtuous way to end him, as he, like me, has suffered enough.

I rest my case.

 

Fire Chris because he drinks too much diet pop

 

Well, I'm assuming it was beardless Chris who came up with the deck system, skill trees, and CotO nonsense (and if it wasn't I'll just place blame anyway) so that would be the one I'd want fired. The bearded Chris who wants to make things more difficult for everyone is okay in my book.

 

F'n Chris for being so smart and unrelenting.

 

*Looks left* *Looks right* runs the other way with duct tape on his mouth.

 

Let's make this thread useful for something. Can I watch the R35 postmortem somewhere? I looked on youtube but couldnt find it.

 

Chris should be fired and only water from the Novian open ocean can put him out!

 

Chris rules. Youre fired.

 

You lot should have fill time minders.