Application to Squire

Discussion in 'New Player Welcome' started by h'azul, Jun 17, 2018.

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  1. h'azul

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    My village burned down and I have very little to my own name. Let me know if I can hold your beer while you do something stupid. I'd like to see many things.
     
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    You would have to wait until we get brewing. Seriously, that should be a thing. Maybe beer holders could get perks on Twitch or something.
     
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    <holds beerglasses for people, all for some reason empty>

    Huh???
     
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    After this patch my cup runeth over!
    Beer holders are more important than standard bearers! @Lord British, @DarkStarr @Chris I'm counting on you!
     
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    If by "do something stupid" you mean take on the fire chicken... in!
     
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    I was so sorry to hear about the fate of your village. I don't have a beer that you can hold, but if you'd like to hold Mao (my cat) while I go fight evil and take its stuff, that could be arranged. He's a lovable cat, fluffy, and doesn't bite much.
     
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    Mao is also a great dancer! :)
     
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    Greetings H'Azul! Is your avatar highly skilled at woefully inept deaths in MMOs? And will thou verily follow your knight to his similar doom, cheerfully repeating the experience? And can you craft macadamia nut cookies? If so, I would deem you a most qualified squire!
     
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