Funny Bulletin Stories

Heyp People,

i found two nice Letters on the bulletin board in moonglow.

Here it comes...
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Archer Exodus

Dearest Governor, and decent melee and magic using citizens.

Let it be known, I am lodging a formal complaint.

Reckless rangers must be stopped.

1. They are too fast.
2. They are not nice.
3. They carry too much ammo.
4. They have caused irreversible pixel damage.
5. They have zero chill.


May their bow strings come loose, their wood rot, and their feathers be ruffled.

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War

I, on behalf of all of my fellow rangers, declare war upon these melee meddlers.

They think that they're soo much better than us, just because of their stabby swords, pokey polearms, horrible hammers, menacing maces, and darn daggers. Why do they need so many weapon variations?

Also, I once saw that Emmory has a deck titled "range". Hypocrite!!

Only the weak should have to be close to hit.



Enjoy