REQUEST: Gust Ball Mimic!

We need a Gust Ball Mimic that eats players. Thank you!

 

Or rather just simply implement that ordinary gustballs after receiving 1000 hits simply do a 1d6:

1. Gustball "breaks".
2. Starts a 30sec countdown - drag slide to cancel - rifts the attacker to a random dungeon
3. Starts a 30sec countdown - drag slide to cancel - mirror image on all damage to attackers
   
4. Starts a 30sec countdown - drag slide to cancel - rifts the attacker to a cell in the clink with the gustball being destroyed in the process
   
5. Starts a 30sec countdown - drag slide to cancel - becomes a dye bomb, coloring all attacker's clothing a disturbing shade of brown
   
6. Puts up a "Enter how much damage you want to receive" window taking numerical input of up to 10 digits or cancel.