Where are the women?

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    Now that's a fine PoT idea. Dressing gown and pipe for the mayor!
     
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    Yes and perhaps only female residents allowed, well besides Budner, whose da man of course;)
     
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    Well, I've been having fun with a very nice young lady called Emily, while her lover Quincy is away. In the immortal words of one of our most treasured players, Scott Baku: it SuxxTObU dude ;)
     
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    Hmmm..... That didn't work out too well for Harry Mudd (Star Trek) or Jimmy Bond (Casino Royale, 1967 version) or the guys from Futurama when they visited Amazonia . :D;)
     
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    I'd just be happy with more selection of clothes. Kinda crazy most RP is people in armor or neked at social events...Might just be in fashion this season, but I'm callin' out for ...moar...clothes...! :cool:
     
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    Yeah.. How would you know if it's a female kobold or not? reptiles, only way is by examining their genitals.. skeletons.. how can you tell? female bandits and elf fighters.. yes.. but what if the elf males are so feminine you can't tell them from the females with their armor on?
     
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    Just pictured a npc town where all was males during daytime and was exchanged to woman during the night (or every second day)
     
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    The women have all been kidnapped by Corpions.
     
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    I agree. We need a female player vendor option. And zombie ladies. What about zombie children? I think at some point in the quest line to help Charlotte you should return and alas, she has been turned into a zombie. Tragic. Yet interesting. I'm feeling morbidly creative today. Anyways...why can't some of the town criers be women? Also...I know Budner wouldn't mind having some 'ladies of the night' wandering the alleys of Ardoris. Get some of that classic adulterous Ultima humor in there.

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    P.S. This was the best pixelated nakedness ever.
     
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    Spandex is my fav!!
     
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    Different bone structure, of course!
     
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    Well...you could tell the female skeletons by the way they run. >.>

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    This is a hilarious thread! Where indeed?!?!
     
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    We also have one extra bone....:rolleyes:
     
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    Grin! Just had to. :D
     
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    It's easier to tell when they're side by side. :p But considering how much the human body vary in shape and size, there's no way you could tell the difference especially when there's motion (you and/or them moving around).

    Since skeletons are animated like puppets by magic, I wouldn't expect dead women to move like women (nor dead men moving like men) either.

    So the only way you could tell is if you spent a good amount of time comparing bones... which begs the question what Budner's been doing in his spare time...

    creepy.
     
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    Even though this was (probably, haha) a joke, it basically sums up the only reason you care, and why most male gamers go female characters, lol..
     
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    Budner gets +10!

    Devs, while you're at it, please work on the female form as well, including better animations so we don't look like we have sticks up our bums when we run and walk.
     
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    NO, for the sake of everything sacred. Never ask that question. NEVER!!!
     
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    Dude, your title made me think of this...couldn't resist...
     
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