*you notice a parchment with writing on it fluttering in the wind*

Right as you focus on the floating piece of parchment it suddenly lays flat and reads.

If you do good things, good will come to you. If you do not evil is crouching at the door, but you can overcome it.

 

Then ANOTHER piece of parchment comes fluttering by and smacks you in the face, it reads:

If you do bad things, bad will come to you. If you do not, virtue is crouching at the door, you just need to open it.

 

A third parchment flys at you in the wind. You catch it and it reads:

"Eat at Joe's".

 

Goes to Joe and listens to him cry about random strangers stealing all his food and eating it before he gets home from work. Takes the quest up to hunt down the food eaters as that gives better exp and gold rewards than giving him some of my food so he has something to eat.