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    Some kids pee their name in snow. Darkstarr pees his name in concrete.
     
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    DarkStarr left Disney suspected of plotting against Mickey...o_O
    Later while walking off stage a microphone that was left on recorded Mickey as saying, "There's only room for one dark overlord here and that's Me"!
    ~Time Lord~:rolleyes:
     
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    It doesn't rain on Darkstarr, Darkstarr reigns on all!
     
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    Darkstarr doesn't eat honey for breakfast, he chews bees.
     
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    While DarkStarr was demonstrating an actual guillotine on one of the contributing SotA Artists, the last recorded words of the Artist were;
    "I get what you're talkin' about boss, but I don't think this dammed thing's safe"o_O
    ~TL~:rolleyes:
     
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    Sheldon Cooper is actually saving Darkstarr's seat on the couch.
     
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    Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Darkstarr and you will be handicapped if you park there.
     
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    If you can see DarkStarr, he can see you. If you can't see DarkStarr you may be only seconds away from death.
     
    Violation Clauth, Feb 5, 2014
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    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with DarkStarr.

    Which means... @RichardGarriott should thank him for his space travel time... just sayin'.
     
    Violation Clauth, Feb 8, 2014
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    Darkstarr does not change his watches to the correct time. Time changes to whatever his watches say. If two of Darkstarr's watches have different times, it creates a wormhole and destroys the universe.
     
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    Dark Starr and the Guardian Separated at birth!
     
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    Darkstarr is the first AND last dev to go red.
     
    Violation Clauth, Feb 22, 2014
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    Darkstarr can divide by zero.
     
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    Darkstarr can kill two stones with one bird.
     
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    Darkstarr doesn't need lawyers... lawyers need darkstarr.
     
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    Darkstarr knows the best hair dressers.
     
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    Sir Korvash, Apr 2, 2014
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    Darkstar can in fact believe it is not butter.
     
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    Death once had a near-Darkstarr experience.
     
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    This thread is so full of win. Keep this up and I may not kill you all
     
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