True Lord Darkstarr Facts

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    In Soviet Russia, DarkStarr DarkStarrs DarkStarr.
     
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    Darkstarr's Actual Moon Dial... o_O
    ~Time Lord~:rolleyes:
     
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    His mother has a tattoo that says "DarkStarr"
     
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    +1 for original DarkStarr content... -10 for every Find / Replace Chuck Norris ones
     
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    How about +10 original DarkStarr content, +1 repurposed Chuck Norris jokes? Its been awhile since I've heard some of these and I'm finding I still chuckle :)
     
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    DarkStarr can defeat Lord British and make him *flee*, by just opening his mouth ;)

    (("Lord British has left the building" - Yea i went there :p))
     
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    I'm torn between, DarkStarr is really Luke's father and DarkStarr is Time Lord's father.
     
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    Initially there were no dungeons in UO, just solid mountains until Darkstarr went mining.


    Everytime Darkstarr exhales a deep breath, he summons an air elemental.


    Kindling was invented when Darkstarr ran into Yggdrasil.
     
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    Yo, is it cool to steal from the most interesting man in the world? :eek::confused::confused:
     
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    Hmm...now that's an interesting idea ;)

    Let me think about that...

    Evil laugh :eek:
     
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    DarkStarr was his own father. :confused:
     
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    DarkStarr stole Christmas from the Grinch.
     
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    DarkStarr is what remains after a supernova.
     
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    With time travel, anything is possible...:D
     
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    DarkStarr has so much negative energy, that if you were to find the square of DarkStarr's age, it would result in a negative number.
     
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    It was actually DarkStarr who defeated cell.

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    DarkStarr can sing better than Wolverine.


    Okay I'm done. How many points is that?

    Just kidding
     
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    And you can see how that ended up in the game.
     
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