Cannibalistic Cooking: Recipe's for fine dining!

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    Ok, we do not know if cannibalism is going to be in the game, but if it is, I would like to have a list of recipe's to try!
    So, I need help with some recipe names.
    Continue on with your Tonsil tickling, Palette watering Recipe's! Muhahahahaha!
    Edit: Updating current recipe ideas. Adding alchemy and crafting recipe's
    Salted Ribs of a Avatar
    Carotid Crunch
    Femoral Feast
    Barbeque Brain Delight
    Pork & Beans and Spleens of a Avatar
    Pan-seared Fetus Gras
    Poi of Paladin
    Archer Neck with Artichokes and Fennel
    Pad Thigh
    Lich Lord Ravicus in a White Sauce
    Finger sandwiches
    Chicken fingers ( it only tastes like chicken)
    Fingerlings (not potatoes)
    Lassie's liver and onions
    Sugar and Spice and everything diced of a Avatar
    Now Available from the Cult of Spears.... BRAND NEW SOYLENT AVATAR!!!!!
    Damn it, Janet Dumplings! (filled with human meat of course)
    Time Warp Toes (a nice appetizer)
    Sweet Transvestite Intestines (a main course)
    Ear Salad Of The Squashed Sorcerer
    Ear Ka-Bob's Of The Fallen Warrior
    Ebert's Ear Dip Of Erratic Fusion
    Ear Stew Of The Slain Gypsy
    Hacked Ear Of The Tyrant Sandwich (Includes Side Dish of Deep Fried Eyelids )
    Ear Of Silenced Duke Soup (Comes Complete With Handful Of Some Very Stale Oyster Crackers)
    Ector's Ear Cheese Spread ( Customer Must Specify Ear Cheesiness Regular Or "Extra-Cheesy")
    Pan Fried Ears Of Thief With Onions ( Comes With Large Tankard Of Human Blood)
    Ear Cheese-Its (Small-Large Boxes) -Great For Those Late Night Basement Party's At The Bottom Of Your Manor's-
    Elvira's Ear Omelet Of The Embalmed
    Ear Tip Scampi Of The Lost Adventurer
    Baked Ear Burrito's Of Sin
    Ear Of Harlot Salad
    Earl's Boiled Ear Chowder (Comes Complete With Handful Of Some Very Stale Oyster Crackers)
    Ear Club Sandwich Of The Piked Paladin
    BBQ'd Ears Of The Avatar ( Available in: Honey,Mesquite,+ Lich Lord Ravicus Domdred's Secret Special BBQ Sauce)
    Scalp'd (with) potatoes
    Blood pudding seems to me an obvious (and delicious) choice..

    Alchemy Recipes:
    Lard of the Glutton (rendered fat for escape from snares)
    Blood of the Cleric (heal potion)
    Essence of the Flagellating Colon (makes people run in horror)
    Powdered Time Lord Toes (powder of quickness)

    Crafting recipes:
    The Femoral Sword of Ravicus
    Skin of Lord British (Armor of Invulnerability, well almost :p )
     
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    I'll try to toss a couple of rough ideas in here after I get off of work today... :)

    I love the names though! xD

    I'm looking forward to seeing how RG would like food to be handled.
     
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    So many possibilities. I'm not condoning the cooking of the "long pig"....but from a comedy standpoint...lets see....

    Pan-seared Fetus Gras
    Poi of Paladin
    Archer Neck with Artichokes and Fennel
    Pad Thigh

    and my personal favorite,

    Lich Lord Ravicus in a White Sauce

    This is unhealthy. Also, I seem to be missing about 4 minutes of my life...
     
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    HaHa! Love it! :cool:
     
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    I'd kind of like to see regular recipes with human meat instead of our standards. No one will know except the cook!
     
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    For being the one to suggest this, I think Lich Lord Ravicus should get his own recipe named after him. Maybe if you have parts from THE ACTUAL Lich Lord Ravicus the meal would provide some temporary in-game effect. This could lead to lots of unintended but interesting results. Maybe everyone has a secret, randomly-generated effect that their body parts provide, and the only way to figure out what that is would be to actually kill them and use (insert random body part) in the LLR recipe. Could be some random boost to any of the quantified characteristics on an avatar. Just sayin.

    OR. Perhaps making a food item from someone's vanquished corpse will provide a small amount of protection against damage from them for a time. This way the most hated characters would also become the most hunted characters. Hmmmm. The possibilities.
     
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    there is also alchemy and the crafting skills to think of regarding this too. The Femoral Sword of Ravicus..... or what ever lol
     
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    Greetings Avatars,

    While some members of the team and our community are excited by the prospect of cannibalism in game, it easily becomes a contentious issue when described, especially when described in detail.

    If you want to keep discussing it, please keep all discussions focused on game-play specific ideas ONLY. Detailed descriptions of the actual process will be deleted and the posters issued a warning for inappropriate content.
     
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    Ok, moving on, I need more recipe's For my tasty dishes.
    Also, I need suggestions for alchemy potions. Ex:
    Lard of the Glutton (rendered fat for escape from snares)
    Blood of the Cleric (heal potion)
    Essence of the Flagellating Colon (makes people run in horror)
     
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    I think consuming a liver should provide a resistance to poisons and maybe a buff to other certain resistances.
     
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    just do not eat it while drinking, it will kill your buzz (in game)
     
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    Ugh... I was gonna make that joke...

    Now I need to find you in game and eat you, there can't be two of us making the same jokes

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
     
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    EEEEP! *run away! RUN AWAY!*
     
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    I just want fingers....

    Finger foods!

    Finger sandwiches
    Chicken fingers ( it only tastes like chicken)
    Fingerlings (not potatoes)

    I said finger so many times it sounds weird now... Finger... Finger....
     
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    You can say it 10 times if you like, after that its toes...
     
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    Salted Ribs Of A Avatar .
     
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    Pork ,Beans and Spleens of A Avatar.
     
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    Is there going to be an affordable cannibal's diet in game, or is it going to be one of those high dollar diet?

    I'm think off-brand people jerky sold at the Medi-Mart (medieval mart).
     
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