Hearts of Britannia 2: Valentine's Poetry Contest!

If I could write that well, I would much more

 

You sure did confuse me hahaha. Enderandrew loved the poem. Well deserved!

Here was my submission. That poor wolf.

The moment I stepped into Shroud I've struggled to say hello,
Every time I go to sleep I fall into a deep wet dream.
Oh High Priestess how you've captivated me so,
I see your face and your knife at my groin and I begin to scream!

I anticipate you at every corner losing all self-control,
The day will come where I’ll kill anyone who’ll take you as a bride;
Sweating all over, I put all my clothes on and go for my nightly stroll,
The shattered moon resembles my soul the moment I’ll be denied;

I fall into a heavy rage watching those who falsely sway your heart,
I shout out at the top of my lungs “AMBER RAINE!”
Your name echoes in Deep Ravenswood and a wolf would nervously fart,
Swinging and hacking all living creatures as they lay at my feet slain.

I am not one to lose myself and be seen as a sadistic psychopath,
I prefer to be the masochist and feel your chaotic wrath!

 

Hahaha!! Doctor - The brave soul who used fart in a poem!!!!! \o/

Well done, it had me laughing for so long.
Perfect way to capture the Avatars Chronicles Sir

And for those that questioned me and how i read it

it DOES say wet!! not sweat ~points at his own copy/paste~

 

Brilliantly done, Doctor I had no idea it was you, either

 

Any news on when we will get to see Fire Lotus's Recording?




As to Ambers question about who wrote which poem, my poem submissions I will say only this.
1- They were not read live.
2- I understood they needed a Valentines theme and not a SotA theme directed towards the judges and so they were more generic than what I heard so far.
3- They were submitted using the pen name Wordpoet which is the name I used to write them under originally. Also this is the name they should be associated with if aired.

 

Is there a list of winning poems anywhere?

 

I would like to know the answer to this also! For that matter, I would truly like to know who her winner is........ Yes, yes, i submitted one to firelotus!

"poems?" 2? - if they were submitted to Holt I have no idea I only received the ones marked - For Amber - mind you I would be surprised if that were not the case with a couple of people

How much longer shall we wait oh great and powerful Grand Pooba... err I mean Grandmaster!

(Winners?)

 

One was sent to you for judging and the other to Fire Lotus. They came in late and Holt said everything was ok but they may have arrived too late to be submitted.
Only Holt knows.

 

Aha! Chances are I got it ~looks and reads and nods~ I think I know the one..