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So... Where do I pick up my trophy?

 

Which boots are those? They go well with the kilt.

 

Those are the Royal Founder's Leather Boots.

 

who says it's you? As of next tuesday I'll have Plus Size Model on my resume.

OK Versace....I'm ready

 

I've got your plus size under my kilt. How could it not be me? Screenshots don't lie.

 

You've obviously not offered challenge to that claim, good sir. I'd encourage you to put your money where your narcissism is and compete in the next EVL hosted fashion show for which I was the original KING.

A challenge has been issued. Will you accept?

 

EVL? Is that some sort of silly dance music? Of course I accept. So how will this work? Do you leave the trophy somewhere or do I get to gaze into your teary eyes as I snatch it away?

 

You just wait until he gets the whole kit rockin'. Brigham Dune is gonna be the best-dressed gent in Port Phoenix.

 

You are no match for me and my manly rod of might.

 

The EVL guild will announce the next Fashion Show once we are up and in full swing again after the wipe.

To all would-be #trynabelikeGrave Avatars out there, keep your eye out for the invitation and don't bring your women or they'll be coming home with this guy.

 

That's it!!?! You should've been eliminated for trying to cover up last season's rags with that gaudy tapestry, and while still holding the curtain rod no less. #GRAVElyDisappointed

 

I give this thread a solid 10. #thoroughlyentertained

 

Don't forget your Pole because you'll be fishing for compliments all night.

 

With tackle like this, there's no need to cast.

 

I admit it. I swooned!

 

Oh my, @| Grave |

You are leading the poor lad down the path toward a very sad and dismal future. I fear he shall be going home after the event with his tail tucked between his legs as he hath no idea whom he may be competing against. Oh well, he shall be given a fair chance tho I fear that in the end his pride may be severely damaged.

 

Ahh, yes. Guild loyalty is a wonderful thing no matter how misguided. Dear Grave will indeed be counting on your vote Onyx. Just be sure to wear an absorbent for him to rest his head on. He'll need your support more than ever.

 

Thank you @lordarach for recognizing that guild loyalty is a wonderful thing. It is. However, our guild does not vote on the best dressed. That is done by an independent group of judges supplied by the community at large for each quarterly event. Oh, and although that is indeed a pretty skirt you're wearing, you may want to kick things up a notch if you truly want to be in the money at the next EVL Fashion Show.

 

*Flex* *Struts out*

 

Oh no! What dire coincidence is this? A messenger has just arrived.