Terror in Two Sentences!

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    Hanny swilled down the last bits of his favorite soup with relish and let his hands drop to the table, making the bowl hit with a loud, hollow "clack". He noticed that some of the soup had splashed onto his hand, and, casting about unsuccessfully for something to wipe with, he chose to dab it off with the stringy clump of hair that still clung to the scalp on the bottom of the bowl...

    (Editorial comment from the wife: *frowns* You're gross...)
     
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    As Asclepius prepared to give his opening remarks to those assembled in PaxLair, he suddenly lost his voice :eek: There was a creaking sound and the stage collapsed...o_O
     
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    That's just EVIL!:eek: At least it's one way to "break a leg";)
     
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    Well, it is scary :p
     
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    And then I realized. This thread may never ever stop. :oops:
     
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    Shuffling reluctantly towards the cage, stretching as far as I could, I tossed the raw steak through the bars. She immediately pounced on the treat, tearing into it, and getting connective tissue stuck in her braces.
     
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    "At last, a wizard's hat!", exclaimed Lord Baldrith, as he cautiously approached the purple, pointy hat lying there on a tree stump in the middle of the swamp. As he reached out to snatch it, Lord Baldrith suddenly found himself completely surrounded by lich mages... :eek:
     
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    "At last, I've found you, you thieving demon!", exclaimed Blaquerogue, as he confronted the demon who had stolen his sword. The demon turned around to face him and said, "Long time, no see, little brother..." :eek:
     
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    I wish he informed me of his cancer. The healthy ones always taste better.
     
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    "Don't you remember me, Shannon?", asked Gabriel, with pleading eyes :rolleyes:
    "The Oracle says that you must die, unbeliever!", snarled Shannon, as she plunged her poison-tipped dagger into Gabriel's heart :eek:
     
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    "It can't end like this...", said Gabriel, as he lay dying on the ground :(
    "I've decided to marry The Tall Albino Man!", said Shannon, as a smirking albino man suddenly appeared next to her...:eek:
     
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    "You were never worthy of her!", hissed The Tall Albino Man, as he and Shannon began to kiss o_O

    "NO!", screamed Gabriel, as he suddenly woke from his nightmare drenched in sweat!
     
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    I think you might be derailing the thread a bit ;)

    Remember, the purpose of this challenge was to have an entire story encapsulated within 2 sentences, not writing an entire story 2 sentences at a time. :)
     
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    Sorry about that ;)
     
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    I have mixed feelings when my mom tucks me into bed every night. It is fifteen years since she died.
     
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    (Not mine... came across it elsewhere, and had to share!)

    Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal.
    It snuck into her room one night, and ate her frikking soul!
     
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    Richard Garriott woke in a cold sweat that saturated his sheets. But his nightmare was real, EA now owned Portalarium and he felt sick.
     
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    The tour guide struggled against the bars of his cage. As an outlander slipped a knife between his ribs and took his hat!
     
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    Tripping over the half-devoured sheep on the roadway this Owl Hallows Eve, Guard Michael quickly lifted the hood on his lantern and stuttered toward the shadows at the town's entry, "Reveal your..self Out..l..lander." An encircling score of soulless jet black eyes stared back, belonging to a feral pack of the town's previously missing children.

    <Happy Halloween>
     
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