People's Choice Awards: Worst Artifact Ever

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Cast your vote for the Worst Artifact Ever

  1. Belt of the Patient Harvester

    12 vote(s)
    14.3%

  2. Ring of Luck

    39 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Shield of Attraction

    2 vote(s)
    2.4%

  4. Dastardly Vile Sword

    2 vote(s)
    2.4%

  5. Gaudy Vile Spear

    24 vote(s)
    28.6%

  6. Other: Read about it in the thread, seriously, there are worse artifacts.

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    6.0%
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  1. Gideon Thrax

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    People's Choice Awards: Worst Artifact Ever
    Cast your vote and post below - everyone that contributes to the thread will be entered for a chance at winning one of three super rare artifacts! I'll be awarding three artifacts from my personal collection and three lucky winners will get one each. Sweet Sweet Artifacts! All you have to do for a chance to win one is vote and post below.

    --------------- Vote and Post Below for a chance to Win ---------------

    Does anyone actually use the Belt of the Patient Harvester? Equip this jewel of a belt and you'll get +10% Foraging Meticulous Collection (\o/ yay), -100% Foraging Gathering Time Bonus (haha, wait... seriously?)

    Ring of Luck: +15% Wishing Well Reward Chance. Where is there a public wishing well? I've heard rumors that some folks wear the Ring of Luck, Greater for increased chances on mob drops... though, that's never been confirmed to my knowledge. The basic Ring of Luck though, I just don't understand its purpose. The 15% is pretty straight forward but on the off chance you can find a wishing well you have access to you get a +15% chance of getting a potato.

    Shield of Attraction. It's not just a well worn looking shield, you'll get a whopping 2 Damage Resistance out of the deal! The highlight of this shield is that it attracts a lot of hits, but doesn't stop much... :D awesome.

    It's not just a new super rare Cabalist drop, the Dastardly Vile Sword is also just.... a basic sword. Nothing special to see here folks, move along, no cool artifact stats, move along. So basically, if you spend the next four years farming sieges and get lucky enough to collect 100 of these drops - maybe you can salvage a single pattern... if you're lucky! Oh, I know, make sure you're wearing a Ring of Luck, Greater when you salvage!!! lol

    The Gaudy Vile Spear is all about the nerf. Equip this and you'll be rewarded with: -5 Combat Block Modifier, -5% Melee Critical Hit Reduction, -5 Combat Dodge Modifier, -5 Combat Parry Modifier ---- What the sh*&^?! Seriously?! The big win on having a Gaudy Vile Spear equipped is that it nerfs your combat effectiveness! This is, without a doubt, the goto weapon of any warrior competing for a Novian Darwin Award.

    Thanks for reading and don't forget to vote and post below for your chance to win!

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    4/4/2017 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

    The title of Worst Artifact Ever goes to the RING OF LUCK

    Congratulations to our three contest winners, they're each getting their very own Ring of Luck! You three have been randomly selected from this thread using the game's /roll and are all winners of an amazing Ring of Luck as well as additional artifact goodies for a proper Artifact PACKAGE!

    @Barugon artifacts delivered
    Gaia's Heart
    Belt of the Patient Harvester
    Pax Ring
    Ring of Luck

    @Time Lord artifacts delivered
    Lute of Discordiant Notes
    Belt of the Patient Harvester
    Pax Ring
    Ring of Luck

    @Aldo artifacts delivered
    Shard of Night
    Belt of the Patient Harvester
    Pax Ring
    Ring of Luck
     
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    Gideon Thrax, Apr 2, 2017
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    Funny post! But, you know, they are old junk afterall...we shouldn't expect them all to be amazing! Now...killing a cabalist (or a troll, or a lich...) just to get 18 gold and a couple reagents....that's the worst ever.
     
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  3. Jaanelle DeJure

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    You have artifacts?! Wow pretty cool...
     
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    I'll be giving away three artifacts to people that post in this thread when the poll is closed. :D
     
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    Tell me about it. Just found a Vile Prophylactic of Doom which increases chance of pregnancy by 95%. :eek:
     
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    o_O I actually think the harvester one is pretty cool :cool: and it's me that's lame :p...

    ~Time Lord~:D...     [​IMG]
     
    Time Lord, Apr 2, 2017
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    LOL my vote is for Belt of the Patient Harvester. Fun thread!
     
    Thwip, Apr 2, 2017
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  9. Browncoat Jayson

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    I'm going to go with the Warlock's Chain.

    It's a decent necklace, but only if you use every magic school. But to make it you have to risk a dozen artifacts in three combines. Because crafting isn't risky enough already.
     
    Browncoat Jayson, Apr 2, 2017
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    I vote for the Ring of Luck since the name is so ironic.... as in, I feel quite unlucky that this is the one artifact I've managed to get. Guess I just don't believe hard enough... :(
     
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    Sounds like the Harvester one would only be useful when one comes across very rare resources that haven't been implemented yet.

    Similarly, perhaps the idea is that the artis are only useful in very limited or specific circumstances and not meant to be part of a player's everyday kit.

    Just thinking out loud here...
     
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    I vote for the ring of luck too!
     
    Ryeul Kingsley, Apr 2, 2017
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    Hey, I have the Ring of Luck. Best artifact ever. :D My precioussssssssssss...............
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    Alexander, Apr 2, 2017
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    Perhaps one day an artie will drop for me. I can only live vicariously through you all and ...

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    Who would have thought that the Dalai Lama was one of the X-Men :D
     
    Alexander, Apr 2, 2017
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    [​IMG]~TL~:D
     
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    I voted for the gaudy all -5 spear. Wow
     
    Duke Gréagóir, Apr 2, 2017
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    I too voted for the spear!
     
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    Given drop rates, the Ring of luck eclipses a real artifact...

    The Shield of Attraction is super useful for drawing aggro! Don't use it solo though... :)
     
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    Great for skill building :) For when you need the creature for practice and need it to live longer while you whack on it o_O There's some potential there...
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