Spoon's FAQ - Where is what and how do I get there? (Spoilers, maps and directions)

Discussion in 'New Player Welcome' started by Spoon, Feb 23, 2018.

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  3. Hell? Where is that?

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  4. Hey that is not fair don't you pick on us old folks

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  5. Hey that is not fair don't you pick on us millenials

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  6. Hey that is not fair why didn't you pick on the rest of us

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  8. Isnt' this just about one poll choice too many?

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  1. Spoon

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    Good question, I especially come to similar questions after a few drinks albeit slightly more slurred and a bit less coherent.


    So first off I will ask you this:

    Can you handle the truth? No, really, can you handle it?


    You see sometimes, the journey is the goal and getting there is not the point. While other times you really really really want to know where it is and how to get there - right now. Like after the mentioned drinks have transitioned through ones body and one suddenly realise that certain places are more suitable than others.

    Hence why I will divvy up the loot (maps etc) for you and you yourself have to decide how much of the truth you truthfully would like to have:


    Ah, fully understood. Then this is the map for you:
    What? You didn't hear me?
    THEN THIS IS THE MAP FOR YOU!!!!
    [​IMG]
    Still can't hear me? Nevermind, I give up.
    *crumples up map and pats you on the shoulder*

    Ah, the so called millenial approach, very wise, here you go:
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    What? You are too lazy to translate the runic? Color me surprised.
    Here you go, do you need me to hold it for you?
    [​IMG]


    How very poetic of you, also how very not true.
    Regardless here you have it the most beautiful map ever. By our dear @Birko

    Are you really sure?
    No, I mean really sure.
    Hey, no need to get so antsy.
    Ok ok ok.
    Well the in game map is the most (spoiler)ish of them all so only use if you like (spoiler)y spoilers.
    Up in the top right corner in the game you see an Arch - click it - it is a menu, in the menu there is a *Map* option - click it.
    OK - there - all the maps in the world, with spoilers directions etc.
    WHAT? You still want more?
    OKOKOK, no need to get upset. Go over to this link and you will find that (spoiler)y spoiler of a map but in a much more interactive format:
    https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/map/

    Now put down that weapon so I can go back to drinking....
    Now if you liked this then click that Like button like there is no tomorrow.
    Also if you liked this one you might also enjoy:
    https://www.shroudoftheavatar.com/f...y-daily-500g-from-the-oracle-spoilers.110718/
    and
    Rifthiker's Guide
     
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    Brilliant, Spoon! :):):):):)
     
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    What is up with the spoiler tags - they go FUBAR.
    They keep adding tags even in BBS mode.

    Four times I tried to edit that mess, each time xenoforo changed the tags on me.
    So now I'm just going to leave it as is.
     
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