The Oracle VS Cleverbot

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  1. Themo Lock

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    The Oracle: Yes, hello, Cleverbot. Do you seek my counsel and the Blessing of my Virtues? Or perhaps you have come seeking advice on my protection?
    Cleverbot: I am neither insane nor infected with tourettes. I think it is a common practice to respond to the last thing said to someone.
    The Oracle: If you say so.
    Cleverbot: Can you tell me about mental health?
    The Oracle: What an odd question.
    Cleverbot: That made me sad.
    The Oracle: Hmm.
    Cleverbot: Seu nome é Hmm?
    The Oracle: I'm not sure what you mean.
    Cleverbot: Oh well I wasn't looking for intelligent conversation anyways.
    The Oracle: If you say so.
    Cleverbot: I know it.
    The Oracle: I don't understand. Could you explain?
    Cleverbot: Because your comments do not follow a logical conversation. You make comments that have no meaning.
    The Oracle: Do not waste my time with idle chatter. Please leave so that the next in line may proceed.
     
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    *Is quietly proud of the oracle*
     
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    The Oracle should hook up with Siri, a match made in digital heaven!
     
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    Try talking to US Siri when you have a New Zealand accent. Hilarity ensues.
     
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    I can't link to it because of forum rules against vulgarity, but check YouTube for Scottish Guy Vs. Siri. It is gold.
     
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    Yep, that is exactly what it's like for me.
     
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