UO BETA tester rejoins the flock - will there be cannibalism?

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    Yes, I have a vague memory of human jerky.

    Ummm.... I consider this an equal or worse evil because I can't think of a circumstance that this would be necessary, unlike certain cases of cannibalism (Donner party, Andes flight disaster of 1972, and long sieges).

    *Quickly hides the skinning knives from Ravicus and the torches from Greyhaven* Back to.... Welcome to SotA, Lazuras! :D
     
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    Of course I have already tried the beer made from the tears of children. Fabulous!!
     
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    you have my permission to use my thread for what ever you want.
     
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    Salted Ribs of a Avatar
    Carotid Crunch
    Femoral Feast
    Barbeque Brain Delight
    Pork & Beans and Spleens of a Avatar
    Pan-seared Fetus Gras
    Poi of Paladin
    Archer Neck with Artichokes and Fennel
    Pad Thigh
    Lich Lord Ravicus in a White Sauce
    Finger sandwiches
    Chicken fingers ( it only tastes like chicken)
    Fingerlings (not potatoes)
    Lassie's liver and onions
    Sugar and Spice and everything diced of a Avatar
    Now Available from the Cult of Spears.... BRAND NEW SOYLENT AVATAR!!!!!
    Damn it, Janet Dumplings! (filled with human meat of course)
    Time Warp Toes (a nice appetizer)
    Sweet Transvestite Intestines (a main course)
    Ear Salad Of The Squashed Sorcerer
    Ear Ka-Bob's Of The Fallen Warrior
    Ebert's Ear Dip Of Erratic Fusion
    Ear Stew Of The Slain Gypsy
    Hacked Ear Of The Tyrant Sandwich (Includes Side Dish of Deep Fried Eyelids )
    Ear Of Silenced Duke Soup (Comes Complete With Handful Of Some Very Stale Oyster Crackers)
    Ector's Ear Cheese Spread ( Customer Must Specify Ear Cheesiness Regular Or "Extra-Cheesy")
    Pan Fried Ears Of Thief With Onions ( Comes With Large Tankard Of Human Blood)
    Ear Cheese-Its (Small-Large Boxes) -Great For Those Late Night Basement Party's At The Bottom Of Your Manor's-
    Elvira's Ear Omelet Of The Embalmed
    Ear Tip Scampi Of The Lost Adventurer
    Baked Ear Burrito's Of Sin
    Ear Of Harlot Salad
    Earl's Boiled Ear Chowder (Comes Complete With Handful Of Some Very Stale Oyster Crackers)
    Ear Club Sandwich Of The Piked Paladin
    BBQ'd Ears Of The Avatar ( Available in: Honey,Mesquite,+ Lich Lord Ravicus Domdred's Secret Special BBQ Sauce)
    Scalp'd (with) potatoes
    Blood pudding seems to me an obvious (and delicious) choice..

    Alchemy Recipes:
    Lard of the Glutton (rendered fat for escape from snares)
    Blood of the Cleric (heal potion)
    Essence of the Flagellating Colon (makes people run in horror)
    Powdered Time Lord Toes (powder of quickness)

    Crafting recipes:
    The Femoral Sword of Ravicus
    Skin of Lord British (Armor of Invulnerability, well almost :p )
     
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    Thank you Ravicus.. This is going to be so much fun..

    Not only am i setting it up with Recipe names but also am creating recipes. As you would see in a cook book. Hopefully should have a early run of it by the end of the weekend in google docs :) I will share with you Rav ~nom nom~ and of course with Dinsoo - my partner in this project :)
     
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    Oh there was nothing to be discussed. I am making a recipe book. I am not asking them to put cannibalism in the game. Nor am I asking them to let us be able to use it. I am simply creating a recipe book for the grins and giggles of "This is something we want to do, so I am doing it!" ;)
     
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    Pad Thigh... ~drools~
     
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    Are we surprised at the level of darkness and sin?
     
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    Is this RP from you as a paladin, or is it more of a real life personal issue and you feel that we need to be lectured on sin and darkness?
     
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    Asking questions you already know the answer to - you sweet little bunny rabbit!
     
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    Greyhaven chips and salsa:

    lightly salted
     
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    *Watching Greyhaven chase Ravicus around the thread as Greyhaven shouts EARS! CHOCOLATE!!, Maxine hauls out her smithing hammer and wallops Greyhaven on his helm. Greyhaven falls like a maple and Maxine promptly sits on him keeping her hammer handy.

    "Amber", growls Maxine sternly, "you should know better than to experiment on a paladin even if they do have a constitution like a rhino. So don't put any more of those glowy mushrooms from Etceter mines in Greyhaven's tankard of mead without warning all of us!"

    Greyhaven gently snores and occasionally mutters, "Mmmm, chocolate bunny ears..."*

    ;)
     
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    Well, that's nicely positive for a change
     
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    I am just asking for clarification!!! :D Assumption is the mother of all F*&^%-ups!
     
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    It was in the BETA for sure, and removed I believe because Japanese markets, which were targeted, found it too offensive. I remember distinctly the 1st time I read about it, it was in a narrative journal with accompanying screen shots of a player that would pretend to help players find some treasure only to lead them off to their gruesome deaths and then while the players looked on as ghosts (probably in utter horror and complete shock) he skinned em, and cooked them up as jerky. It was, and I'm sorry if I offend anyone here, fracking hilarious. I loved reading this blokes pvp journal of the crazy psychopath in the woods. Genius. I thought wow. this really is a life simulation... for really while there are those who will pray for you, there are certainly those out there that prey on you. (quoting John Constantine) I am not advocating putting it in here, but I would like to see people define their own moral code for certain.

    Thanks everyone for the awesome and very entertaining input :)
     
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