Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by enderandrew, Dec 5, 2014.
what ever happened to team turtle they may be slow but they can carry a lot more
He took a job at the Hearth of Britannia.
ROFL OMFG I got a crock pot that would like to meat him hum actually I bet if you stuck his tail in a electrical socket he'd be a crock pot
Team Llama all the way! Perhaps we need a D vs Ll pledge marathon of sorts?
This is why you need a Donkey!
Finally you are back.
Thank you @Athanil and @Arianna for supporting the cause! You're both fabulous, but...
I don't know whats worse what they did to the llama or the insult to poodles everywhere
Debate Rages Over Pack Animals
(December 5, 2014) KINGSPORT - Debate rages in the Hearth of Britannia about the merits of different pack animals.
An odd debated sparked in the Hearth of Britannia yesterday. Patrons began to argue the merits of donkeys versus llamas. Initially the debate centered on which animal was better suited to serve as a pack animal. (Donkeys can carry 110 lbs on their back comfortably while a llama can only carry 75-100 lbs most days). But reason quickly went out the window.
The patrons of the Hearth of Britannia had been drinking, and soon the conversation became heated. Some insisted donkeys were better companions for your journey in general, which didn’t go over well. Most of the mob were firmly in the llama camp, and their affection for llamas was not to be taken lightly. They contended that llama fur is much softer. They are also very intelligent creatures with very good balance.
One of the donkey supports almost seemed to be swayed over to the other side, but he then proclaimed “You’re right, llamas are better…TO EAT” which did not go over well at all.
Abbot prevented a brawl, but just barely. He checks the tankards to make sure he hadn’t poured his drinks too strong. He could find no reasonable explanation for this odd behavior. But as he encouraged the angrier patrons to take their quarrels elsewhere, that is precisely what they did.
The debate only grew in the streets with loud opposing chants from Team Donkey and Team Llama. Will the debate ever end? Will a victor emerge?
How did that patron know what llama tastes like? Who eats llamas? Honestly!
not invested yet, but...Ostards were one of my favorite adds to UO.
Why not Ostards as mounts or "pack horses" ?
If the stretch goal is unlocked and they have to implement the feature, I'm sure they will add more animals for it.
I'm thinking for R13 we need a Team Donkey vs Team Llama PvP showdown.
Not a 1-on-1 tournament like Bear Tavern Brawl. I'm talking squad on squad showdown.
Each round, when you're dead, you're out for the round. When one full squad is eliminated, the other team gets a point.
Do best 3 outta 5 rounds.
All hail our omnipotent llama overlords who traveled to this planet from the unknown reaches of the universe to vanquish the Mayan civilization thousands of years ago.
llama is love llama is life
I posted your event in my site:
I hope you don't care!
This is intense... My partner calls me an ass so I am partial to donkeys but Llamas lead to Llama mounts and that's just downright adorable!
All you PvP players really need to get on the team donkey bandwagon! What llama would stand still while you strafe your enemy!
Llama's bring to much drama, that's why I'm going with a good reliable donkey
BTW, I am seriously thinking of getting this on the calendar. I'm going out for a company holiday outing tonight. But this weekend I'll look at the current R13 community calendar and try to find a good spot to have a Team Donkey vs Team Llama war.
This debate will be over once I figure out how to cross-breed a donkey with a llama.
Bring on the Donkey vs Llama PVP...
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